January 24 2016, 00:30

In the English language, signs and labels can speak and read. The sign says “No smoking”, and intriguingly, “the label read ‘don’t wash’, but he did”.

A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads.

“Hey,” says the man to the sign, “If you can read, what does my shirt say?”

“I don’t know,” says the sign. “I can only read sign language.”