I don’t often post jokes, but some from this list are worth it
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Jokes from my collection. DID YOU KNOW…»
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A boy with nimble buttocks takes the belt from dad during a spanking.
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A family of tenors snores in A minor.
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The beloved man is the one who has seen you drunk, naked, without makeup, crying, spouting nonsense, and strangely enough he is still with you.
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Russian innovation. To find a needle in a haystack, just burn the haystack and run a magnet over the ashes. Don’t complicate life!
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Recently, the skeleton of a hide-and-seek world champion was found in the bushes.
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A bold and cheeky mouse not only ate the cheese but also bent the mouse trap’s spring into the word “more”.
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In Tolyatti, a machine uprising began and quickly fizzled out.
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At Lukomorye, an oak tree went mad: it ate the cat and killed itself!
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Scandal in the bakery: a tipsy baker grabbed the wrong buns.
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On the third day of his journey on the Moscow – Vladivostok train, a citizen from Luxembourg went insane.
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In Thailand, a killer wave ran away from Valuev!
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Interesting advice.
If you make someone with tuberculosis laugh, it will be much funnier!..
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When you think about it, there’s nowhere to send a bisexual, any option suits them…
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Youth is an unzipped fly, old age is an unbuttoned one…
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At the world championship for politeness, the prize went to Sergei, a St. Petersburg alcoholic, who was short of twenty rubles
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A condom does not guarantee complete safety. A friend of mine put one on and still got hit by a car…
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Two things unsettle men: an unclear noise in the engine… and a kind, quiet wife…
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Young naturalists caught Eve and fed her apples for two hours, assuring that there is no God…
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Auto mechanic Stepa thought one horsepower was very little, until one day he approached a mare from behind.
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A boy walked into his parents’ bedroom at night without knocking and lost a potential brother…
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Real male loyalty: married for the third time, but the mistress has been the same.
Hi, I'm Rauf Aliev. 