2016 year. Inauguration.
— Here are three envelopes for you. If things go bad – open the first envelope. If things go very bad – open the second envelope. And if things go really bad – open the third envelope.
And he places the envelopes in his presidential safe. Several months pass. The newcomer is failing at everything. He worries about being impeached. And he remembers about the safe with the envelopes. He opens the first one. It reads: “Blame everything on me”. Twitter is in full swing:
— It’s not my fault, gentlemen. It’s all your previous president. It was like this even before I came.
People believed and calmed down.
Some more time passes. Things again start to go wrong. The president starts worrying – it’s definite, they will kick him out. He opens the second envelope. It reads: “Initiate modernization”.
— And what have I been saying, gentlemen. What existed during the past president’s time— it’s outdated. Everything needs to be updated.
And then, things started to go uphill again. New innovations began to improve the situation.
And now, four years are coming to an end. Everything began to completely fall apart. Fearing that he would definitely be kicked out, the president opens the third envelope. And it reads: “Prepare three envelopes and leave them to your successor”.
Today is precisely that day.
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