March 01 2021, 15:01

Back in the early 2000s, I had a “business” which involved selling the internet retail-style – on CD discs. I made agreements with content providers – sites like algolist, openbsd, and culinary recipes, to place a banner on every page saying “buy this site on CD”, and in return, I invested time in creating a static version with search functionality and disc recording. The links from the pages led to .nadiske.ru, where there was a big “order” button and up-selling from other projects, related and not. A percentage from each disc went to the content owner. Delivery was done via COD (Cash on Delivery) through Russian Post (meaning, I sent CDs without a pre-payment) and I received the money at the post office. The site effectively had two pages – a product list with checkboxes and an order form. Yet, there were as many subsites as there were partners – on each, the main product was listed first, and the rest were offered as upsells. The gamble was that since “if we’re ordering already, let’s add something else”.

Now, there arose several interesting problems then. How to match money from posts with orders? For each order, I dynamically generated a price – added cents to make the price unique. For the end customer, there was no difference whether to agree on a price of 150 rubles or 150 rubles and 12 kopecks, but it was convenient for me to match. Along with the date, this was quite reliable.

The second problem was where to manage orders with statuses and other details. Eventually, I chose Microsoft Access. It pulled XML with new orders from the website. I developed the whole system on Access in just a couple of hours. It was ideal. By the way, has Access died already?

Interestingly, the best-selling discs were the ones I just mass-produced to fill the assortment – Unix and Linux systems. Clearly, these didn’t have any links from partner sites, but they were often bought as add-ons, and eventually, they topped sales charts 😉 and were the simplest and cheapest to produce.

I closed the project when it became clear that decent internet would eventually be brought to regions and the demand for the discs would someday dwindle. And it was all heading there. Plus, the discs required updates, and it was necessary to invest effort and time, which were regrettable to spend (especially considering the first point).

February 28 2021, 21:28

A really good channel by a guy who comments on interesting interviews on YouTube from a slang perspective and helps decipher the mess.

With Nicole Kidman, it’s understandable but very amusing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jtDdQHdb7Y

With Jennifer Lawrence – without hints, it’s darn hard to get what she’s saying. But after the explanations, it becomes clear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN87vSCa32k

Highly recommended

#English #pronunciation #notes

February 22 2021, 09:19

Reading the news – “amendments are being considered that would make it a criminal offense to insult WWII veterans.”

I wonder, is it possible to insult a deceased veteran? It seems from the text that they don’t necessarily have to still be alive.

Besides, as of the beginning of 2019, there were about 70,000 actual combat participants left in the country, and unfortunately, this number is greatly declining because they are all over 90 years old. But besides veterans, there is a category of “people equated to veterans.” As of the beginning of 2019, there were more than a million such people. For instance, this includes “home front workers” – more than 760,000 people, residents of the besieged Leningrad – about 96,000 people, minor prisoners of fascism (almost 104,000), and widows of disabled and participants of WWII (240,000). I wonder, does the bill cover the 70,000, or the million, or, if deceased veterans are included, millions?

https://meduza.io/news/2021/02/22/irina-yarovaya-podgotovila-popravki-ob-ugolovnoy-otvetstvennosti-za-oskorblenie-veteranov-velikoy-otechestvennoy-voyny

February 22 2021, 08:33

I analyzed Richter’s performance of the Chopin prelude and color-coded the tempo. Richter slows down and speeds up at certain points, and it was interesting to figure out where and somehow note it for myself.

The height of the red line indicates tempo. The higher the line, the higher the average tempo in that spot. The comments show the average duration in seconds. In measure 17, the tempo briefly jumps to 60 quarters per minute (4 seconds per measure). On average, it stays around 39-42 (about 6 sec/measure). At the end, it slows down to 31 BPM (7.6 sec per measure), in measure 22.

Actually, I wasn’t planning to post this here, but in a nearby private group, it somehow got 140 shares and 500 likes overnight, so I’m sharing it in the open, in case it’s of use to anyone.

PDF for printing https://drive.google.com/file/d/1OmwL8x3UuFSh62Kr_ML0AIfZDToEzZh-/view?usp=sharing

February 21 2021, 12:47

Colleagues sent a link to a beautiful SAP t-shirt (should I order one?).

If I were them, I would do things differently. Here’s how:

– not 22 euros, but 1999.

– not a one-time price, but a one-time + annual maintenance. The buyer would need to pay an additional piece per month to the vendor, and another piece – to a certified atelier

– the price includes darning, washing, and ironing at a certified atelier.

– sleeves are separate, and must only be attached at a certified atelier

– the print is separate, it needs ironing, and yes, also in a certified atelier

– after some time, the t-shirt may start to smell. But… if used together with a jacket from the same manufacturer and sneakers, not so soon. In other cases, the help of a certified atelier is required.

– if it starts to stink and washing doesn’t help, then you need the help of a certified atelier

– if you need to add a pocket for bars (not any bars, but from the same vendor, of course), then you need the help of a certified atelier

– overall, at some point, it may seem that the t-shirt has worn out, and it needs to be thrown away because it suddenly smells, washing no longer helps, and the atelier gives up. There is always polo for that! Priced at 4200. Clean and fresh. You can save by not buying sleeves from the polo (minus 600), because the sleeves from the t-shirt will fit – if the atelier confirms they don’t smell.

– it is not recommended to take off the t-shirt. Wear it as it was put on in the atelier. Private removals and installations might cause the seams to come apart. But if done by a certified atelier, the likelihood of this happening is lower…

https://emea.ext.sapmerchandise.com/?___store=me_emea_ext_en&___from_store=me_emea_ext_de