November 01 2021, 21:40

Having a census? So are we.

Decided to participate.

Gave up halfway through.

There are no less than 100 questions for each family member. So, for four people – that’s about five hundred. About everything – from salary to place of residence, status, occupation, what degree you have, who owns the house, how much you pay per month. Many questions can be skipped if you don’t want to share, but sometimes they say you need to “enter something, if you don’t know exactly, enter an approximation”. I checked several times to see if it was a scam – no, US Census, all correct.

For example, among the questions, there is one about how many acres my house stands on (less than 1, from 1 to 10, more than 10). Went to Google how much an acre is. Besides, I have no idea how large my property is, be it in acres or in square units.

They asked if we have laptops or technology at home. They need it to understand if we can work remotely.

In general, this is all needed for reports like this one:

At the local level, it is needed for city planning. Here, for example, about our Leesburg:

October 24 2021, 20:06

It seems that there are words for all the important qualities of people, but… We all know that there are people who don’t understand humor. Often at all. They are called “people without a sense of humor”. And there are people who think they can joke, but actually can’t (objectively), yet they often try. They are kind of also “people without a sense of humor”, but there is a chasm between the first and the second group. Not understanding humor is not a problem. But a person who tries to joke unfunnily often (for me, for example), causes at least a feeling of awkwardness for that person, and at most, wariness, mistrust, and amplification of other negative qualities, if they are present in that person.

Of course, to understand irony and sarcasm, wordplay or ambiguity, one needs to have at least a common cultural layer. But six years in the USA showed that Americans are amused by exactly the same kind of humor as Russian speakers. In the sense that it’s crafted from the same mold. Clearly, quotes from Soviet cartoons won’t work at all. Nor could you explain to an American why intuition is the ability of the head to sniff with the behind. But constructing funny/witty parallels between what is happening and something else, naturally causes a smile or laughter in any culture. Also, you cannot build humor on something that might theoretically offend a person, especially humor not understood, or not realized to be humor.

Does it not provoke secondhand embarrassment for you when a person tries to joke but clearly can’t?

October 20 2021, 22:32

They are currently replacing the screen on my Macbook Pro 16″ (Dec 2020). In the invoice, I see a Lid Angle Sensor listed for replacement. It really surprised me. It turns out that this sensor, which precisely measures the angle of the laptop’s lid, is a recent addition, only found in 16″ Macs. Previously, there was just a standard magnetic field sensor (Hall sensor) for the lid, but now, for some reason, they’ve introduced a more advanced sensor. It leaves one only to guess why. For instance, it could be used in image processing algorithms of the built-in camera. Or maybe it’s for future-proofing, to better integrate FaceID (which, for some reason I don’t understand, is still not included in laptops). Or maybe they just collect usage logs of the lid to better understand the causes of wear issues with various cables and the lid overall.