Exchanging Nutcracker Tickets: A Telephone Transaction | December 20 2024, 15:12

I’m exchanging tickets for The Nutcracker over the phone.

– What is your card number?

– Five quadrillion three hundred seventy-three trillion six hundred sixty billion two hundred sixty-three million three hundred thirty-four thousand eight hundred seventy.

– Expiration date?

– October twenty-eighth. That’s basically half of October.

– Done!

Turns out, you can exchange the tickets, and now we are not going to the ballet on Sunday, but on Saturday.