Nadia and I tried out the Aescape robot massage. Well, I was interested to see the technical side of it all. Overall, it’s quite interesting, but driving 45 minutes instead of 15 to get a robot, even if it’s slightly cheaper… not sure it makes sense to go there regularly. It’s a different story if you’re already at the gym and want a massage right now, without an appointment – it’s like a deluxe massage chair. Yes, in that case, it’s exactly what you need.
The system scans the body with four cameras on the ceiling, creates a 3D model, and then on the whole, the robot arms do a pretty good job of kneading the muscles just right, stronger in some places, gentler in others – considering the overall anatomy, and the specific person on the table. Some might wonder, won’t they accidentally maim someone due to some bug, but we drove there and back on Tesla’s autopilot, and if the cars were going to kill us, they’d have had an easier chance.
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