Unexpected Perks: A Tale of Four Kettles and a Smart Ring | May 22 2026, 19:21

I ordered a Breville kettle. Costs a hundred bucks. Yes, I could have bought a similar one for 30, but I have all Breville products, plus a kettle is bought for several years. I come home – there’s a box up to my waist at the door. Not that surprised, because Amazon likes to put some little thing in the far corner of a huge box, it’s easier for them. But doubts increased after I couldn’t lift it with one hand. I bring it inside — and there are four kettles.

I open Amazon, check the order – everything’s correct, just one. Maybe they sell a 4-pack for 100 bucks? No, the description says one kettle. I contact support, a robot responds. I select the “brought extra items” option. The robot says “our fault, keep them”. Well, okay, now I have four kettles. Big family, one kettle for each.

Nadia has an Oura Ring 4. She says it has to be charged often. She says it used to last longer. I get in touch with support. A robot responds. I activate my own robot and ask it to draft a good letter to support. Their robot empathizes, says, “I’ll now connect to your ring and understand everything.” Connected, understood. Says, expect a new ring. Today, a plain envelope arrived with the ring inside. If it weren’t for FedEx it’d be easily lost in spam.

I love robots, almost got seven hundred bucks worth of goodies because of them. Well, good, at least the ring was a warranty case, although I expected to be dismissed with my battery complaints.

Well then, I asked the robot to make an illustration for the post.

Exploring LLMs and AI: Connecting Neural Processors to Natural Language Learning | February 15 2026, 15:41

Some thoughts on LLMs and artificial intelligence in general. And in the end about neuromorphic processors and Intel Loihi.

As you all know, fundamentally LLMs operate on the principle of “propose the likely next word using the context from the previous N words,” and then the word enters the context, and the process repeats all over again for the next word. Well, and the context is also processed considering the importance of words.

Now let’s think about how children were taught languages in primitive societies. There were no alphabets, nor grammar. But the grammar itself, according to estimates, was quite complex—based on observations of the small languages of small peoples. Simple grammar is modern when the language has spread to millions and billions.

That is, a child’s brain had to reconstruct grammar in its neurons simply from the flow of speech from those around and through testing the understanding of what was said. It’s likely that the child was corrected if they spoke incorrectly, but somehow this grammar and sound extraction had to settle in the brain—and here the same mechanism as in LLMs is used: which words/sounds go next in what context is determined by latent and uninterpretable rules, which each person in childhood creates in their brain in their own way. That is, roughly speaking, it trains the ML model every time from scratch on the flow of speech from those around. A child does not know what a “case” is, but feels what ending is statistically more likely in a given context.

Actually, modern cognitive science (Karl Friston’s theory) asserts that the brain is literally a “prediction machine.” We constantly generate hypotheses about the next sound or word and correct them when they don’t match (prediction error).

The peculiarity of LLMs is that for them, teachers are texts and images, but for a child’s brain, it’s the living world around, and if all the texts they hear were digitized, their volume wouldn’t even be enough to train a very weak model. LLM sees the word “apple” next to the word “red.” A child sees an apple, feels its smell, taste, weight, and simultaneously hears the sound. This “stitching” of different sensory channels allows building neural connections thousands of times faster than on plain text. That is, modern LLMs take a brute force approach—simply observing the speech of billions, not just their immediate environment. A good question is how the human brain manages to learn from a relatively small dataset. However, it’s a big question whether this dataset is small—for example, lip movements, facial expressions, context provide a lot for building this neural network in the biological brain.

About the context: unlike LLMs, a child understands the speaker’s intention. If mom looks at a cup and says “hot,” the child’s brain limits the search space of meanings to one cup. And if he didn’t understand, he’ll get burned and remember.

One might assume, of course, that the brain already has a ready network at birth. It’s true, but science can’t yet explain it properly. Our entire genetic program has about 20,000 genes encoding proteins, and these 20,000 are responsible for everything—where and how the lungs, heart, bones, blood should be built, and they themselves are of mind-boggling complexity, and somewhere among 3 billion nucleotides and 20,000 genes this information must be recorded.

Apparently, genes encode not a map but an algorithm of self-assembly. Essentially, the architecture of the neural network is built dynamically, and this process begins long before birth. Then it is calibrated by all the signals received by the unborn child, and by the time of birth, there is already a somewhat tuned network in the brain.

It’s likely that the child’s brain is millions of neural networks of different “architectures” that evolve and merge in the learning process. Unlike LLMs, here learning and usage are strictly separated in time. But most importantly—the brain, although the most energy-consuming in the body, consumes very little energy in absolute terms, especially compared to the current “candidates for replacements in hardware.”

In the last few years, there has been active development in the field of neuromorphic systems (for example, the old IBM TrueNorth processor and the actively developing Intel Loihi). In conventional AI, neurons transmit numbers (0.15, 0.88…). In neuromorphic systems, they transmit “spikes” (impulses)—as in the living brain (and the architecture is called Spiking Neural Network – SNN). A few years ago, Intel released Loihi 2. Fully programmable. Neurons on Loihi can change their connections (synapses) right during operation. Supports plasticity—the very biological mechanism when the connection between neurons is strengthened if they often “fire” together. But the main thing—it consumes very little.

In this architecture, the model can continue learning “on the fly” right during operation, without forgetting old data (Continual Learning). Besides that—extreme energy efficiency.

Loihi 2 cannot multiply matrices as modern GPUs do, so completely new software has to be written for them (and this is moving very slowly). No PyTorch or TensorFlow—for Loihi there is only the Lava framework available today. And 1 million neurons from Loihi 2 is very little for LLMs. Therefore, Intel creates systems like Hala Point—it’s an array of 1152 Loihi 2 processors. It contains up to 1.15 billion neurons. Theoretically, in terms of performance per watt, such a system can surpass traditional GPUs by 10–50 times when working with AI models.

Experimental LLMs are already being launched on Loihi 2 (for example, models with 370 million parameters). They are not yet going to replace ChatGPT in the cloud, but theoretically, they are the future for “smart” robots and gadgets that need to understand human speech while running off a small battery.

We’ll observe. It might turn out to be a dud, or it could be another major revolution.

Building a Plotter from Scratch: My DIY Journey | January 30 2026, 05:43

I assembled a plotter from a kit. It’s practically a Lego set – you spill out the parts from the box and then read the manual. It worked right away. I have some ideas about what to do with this thing, I’ll tell you sometime.

Navigating the Future: Embracing Earth’s Magnetic Field as a GPS Alternative | January 10 2026, 17:41

I learned today that there is and is actively used a technology for navigation using the Earth’s magnetic field. It is used as a replacement or an extension of GPS.

For example, there is the Scandinavian ferry Express 5 of Bornholmslinjen, which insures against GPS problems (which do happen) by using MagNav navigation. Unlike GPS, the Earth’s magnetic field cannot be jammed or spoofed—it simply exists. The ferry follows the same route, and generally, navigation could even be achieved through household fishing sonars.

But there are a few startups that use this technology for indoor navigation, where GPS signals cannot reach. It’s claimed that the navigation accuracy is within 1 meter. That’s more interesting.

GiPStech, Oriient, Mapsted.

The basis of this technology is a process called magnetic fingerprinting. Engineers or mapping robots walk through a building with a smartphone, recording unique distortions of the magnetic field at every point. These distortions are created by the steel frame of the building, rebar in the walls, and large electrical equipment. A database is formed where each coordinate (x, y, z) corresponds to its unique magnetic field vector (intensity, inclination, deviation).

The collected data is uploaded to the cloud platform of the provider company. There, they undergo noise cleaning and are “stitched” together with the digital floor plan. When a user walks through a shopping center, their smartphone reads data from the built-in magnetometer in real-time. Special software (SDK) compares the current readings with those stored in the database. For accuracy to be within 1–2 meters, the system relies not only on magnets. It uses sensor fusion—combining data from the magnetic field with inertial sensors (accelerometer counts steps, gyroscope determines turns) and sometimes Wi-Fi/Bluetooth signals for rough localization.

This technology is certainly being actively implemented for drones. The main technical difficulty there is dealing with their own interference and considering that the magnetic field changes, requiring constant map updates. Electrics, engines create strong magnetic fields, which “drown out” the natural background of the Earth. However, various filtering algorithms (including neural networks) are used, which in real-time “subtract” motor interference from the overall sensor readings. From what I understand, at high altitudes (kilometers), the magnetic field is more “smooth”, therefore the accuracy is lower (about 1–5 km). But if several drones fly together and exchange signals, overall they can provide very good accuracy each. Additionally, a group of drones can measure the gradient (rate of change) of the magnetic field in space, tying location not to absolute values, but to relative ones. Essentially, using a group of drones turns the navigation system from a set of individual receivers into a distributed phased array antenna, capable of filtering global interferences and working with much weaker useful signals. Considering that small drones capable of staying airborne for long periods can be released into the air by the hundreds (and cost pennies), this is a quite promising area for military.

There’s an interesting startup, Zerokey. They release QUANTUM RTLS 2.0. This device provides spatial accuracy to 1.5mm. It’s used in production, for example. Their video shows a “watch” on a worker’s hand that monitors the correctness of assembling something on a table. Here, the principle is ultrasonic, and it’s understandable that these “watches” are paired with stationary sensors and further multilateration.

Exploring ASML’s Advanced Chip-Making Equipment with Veritasium | January 02 2026, 00:47

Veritasium released a very cool report yesterday from ASML about the equipment used to print chips for your little phones, cameras, and laptops.

For those who aren’t familiar with the process. First, a monocrystal is grown from ultra-pure silicon and cut into thin wafers, then multiple layers of thin dielectrics, conductors, and semiconductors are repeatedly applied to the wafer surface, each time shaping the necessary areas using photolithography, etching, and ion doping, eventually creating billions of transistors and connecting metallic paths; finally, the wafer is tested, cut into individual crystals, and packaged into casings, making them into finished microchips.

This process had a limitation – the width of the paths and the distance to the next one are limited by the wavelength of the light used, and reducing it is difficult because there’s nothing to focus such a beam with – lenses simply absorb/reflect everything. In EUV lithography (extreme ultraviolet), the wavelength is 13.5 nm. This is virtually soft X-ray radiation.

The video explains details about the ASML machine costing 400 million dollars. Instead of refracting lenses, highly complex systems of reflecting mirrors are used. These mirrors are the smoothest surfaces ever created by humanity. If the mirror of this machine were enlarged to the size of the Earth, the largest bump on it would not be thicker than a playing card. To enable the mirrors to reflect X-rays, up to 76 alternating layers of tungsten and carbon, each less than a nanometer thick, are applied. All this is done by Zeiss. In addition, this mirror has a controlled curvature—it is constantly adjusted by robots with precision up to picoradians. The precision of the mirror control is so high that if a laser were mounted on it, directed at the Moon, the system could choose on which exact side of a 10-cent coin lying on the moon’s surface to hit with the beam.

But. We don’t have a “light bulb” that emits light in the EUV range.

To generate this light, a laser “shoots” at a droplet of molten tin the size of a white blood cell, traveling at 250 km/h. The first pulse flattens the droplet into a disc, the second and third turn this “disc” into plasma – and all this occurs within just 20 microseconds. When hit by the laser, the droplet heats up to 220,000 Kelvin — approximately 40 times hotter than the surface of the Sun. This plasma emits that very necessary light. And it does so 50,000 times a second. They say it’s been brought up to 100,000. Imagine, at a hundred thousand laser shots per second, it never misses a single one. All this happens in a deep vacuum. To clean the mirrors from tin particles, the chamber is constantly blown with hydrogen at a speed of 360 km/h — faster than a Category 5 hurricane. This process is described by the same formula (Taylor-von Neumann) that describes a nuclear explosion or supernova explosion.

The machine layers the chip with an error margin of no more than five atoms, while the matrix swings back and forth with an overload of 20G.

A single High-NA machine is transported in 250 containers on 25 trucks and seven Boeing 747 aircraft.

Link to the video – in the comments. Or search on YouTube on the channel veritasium.

Exploring Aescape: A Robotic Massage Experience | December 19 2025, 21:26

Nadia and I tried out the Aescape robot massage. Well, I was interested to see the technical side of it all. Overall, it’s quite interesting, but driving 45 minutes instead of 15 to get a robot, even if it’s slightly cheaper… not sure it makes sense to go there regularly. It’s a different story if you’re already at the gym and want a massage right now, without an appointment – it’s like a deluxe massage chair. Yes, in that case, it’s exactly what you need.

The system scans the body with four cameras on the ceiling, creates a 3D model, and then on the whole, the robot arms do a pretty good job of kneading the muscles just right, stronger in some places, gentler in others – considering the overall anatomy, and the specific person on the table. Some might wonder, won’t they accidentally maim someone due to some bug, but we drove there and back on Tesla’s autopilot, and if the cars were going to kill us, they’d have had an easier chance.

Living Without Autopilot: A Surprising Reunion with My Tesla’s Upgraded Skills | December 09 2025, 19:30

Lived several months without autopilot in the car, now I turned it on, and during this time the car has learned not only to drive to a location across the city and through backroads, but also to find parking at the destination and park itself. But when I told it to come home, specifically pointing it to where it gets fed (charger), it stopped in front of the neighbor’s house. Makes you think;) but overall, very cool, Tesla

AI Salesbots at Your Door: The Future of Autonomous Presentations | October 16 2025, 15:47

I’m telling the manager now, why do we need to present our AI solution, it’s AI, let it present itself. I imagine that in the near future, bots will be knocking on doors to sell themselves (and maybe not just themselves), while the door will have built-in bot protection.